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A golfer hit his ball into a backyard beside the fairway. As he started to retrieve it, the man of the house said, "See that sign? This is private property. Keep out!" The surprised golfer said, "I'm sorry, I didn't notice your sign. May I have my golf ball, please?" The homeowner grumbled, "This is my yard and now it's my golf ball." The golfer, taken aback, pulled another two golf balls from his bag, dropped one in play, but threw the other into the man's backyard. The homeowner asked, "Why'd you do that?" The golfer swung and then replied as he headed down the fairway, "Every pr¡ck deserves two balls!"
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