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The Rules: The female makes the rules. The rules are subject to change without notice. No male can possibly learn all the rules. If the female suspects the male knows the rules, she must immediately change the rules. The female is never wrong. If it appears the female is wrong, it is because the male did or said something wrong, therefore the male must immediately apologize. The female can change her mind at any time. The male can never change his mind without the express, written consent of the female. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. These are The Rules.
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