[cyberjoke3000] March 19, 2012

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

The whole family knew that my father-in-law carried the same photograph of his wife in his wallet every day for more than 70 years. What we didn’t know was that he also carried a newspaper clipping of a joke. Today, in honor of Bob Paul, I’d like to share that joke with you. Tomorrow, we’ll get back to the standard routine. 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A painter named Wayne always thinned his paint to make it go further. Usually he got away with it. But once, while Wayne was high up on some scaffolding painting a church, a tremendous bolt of lighting struck the steeple, knocking Wayne to the ground. As he lay there stunned, the skies opened up, the rain poured down, and all his cheap paint washed off the church into puddles on the ground around him. Certain that this was a judgment from the Almighty Himself, he cried, "Oh, God! Forgive me! What can I do?" From the dark clouds, a mighty voice boomed, "Repaint! And thin no more!" 

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