Tuesday, March 27, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] March 28, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A toothpaste factory sometimes shipped boxes without a tube. The president hired engineers to solve this problem. After months and millions of dollars, they came up with an expensive scale that weighed every box and, when a box's weight was off, sounded a horn and stopped the line so the defective box could be removed. Soon there were no more customer complaints and no empty boxes. "Money well spent," thought the president. But his reports also claimed the new scale consistently detected zero empties. The puzzled president went down to the factory floor to inspect his expensive new scale. He noticed that, just before the scale, someone had aimed an old electric fan at the conveyor belt. As he watched, an empty box came down the line and the fan blew it off the belt. "Oh, that?" replied a worker. "Jim brought it from home because he was tired of hearing that damned horn!"

 

If a threesome is sex with three people, and a twosome is sex with two people, I guess you can just call me "handsome." 


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