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What if the three wise men had been three wise women? They would have arrived in time to help deliver the baby because they would have asked for directions. They would have made a casserole, cleaned the stable, and given practical gifts like disposable diapers. But, after they left, they would have made comments like: "Did you see the sandals Mary wore? With that robe?!" "I hear Joseph is out of work." "How about that drummer boy? He can beat my drum any time!" "That donkey they rode in on has seen better days." "Virgin, my foot; I knew her in school!" "That baby doesn't look a thing like Joseph!" And, "I bet I never see that casserole dish again!"
My wife says I'm insensitive and never buy her anything for Christmas. Boy, will she be surprised this year when she opens her ''Miss Piggy'' sweatsuit!
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