Sunday, December 30, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] December 31, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Be careful out there tonight; as Ed McMahon used to say, New Year’s is the night when all the amateur drunks are out.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Tex died with his boots on. Too bad that one of them was on the accelerator at the time.

 

One night after choir practice, when they were alone, the fundamentalist minister, tempted for months, finally propositioned the sexy choir director. She enthusiastically replied, "Where, Reverend?" "How about right here, on the floor?" "No. Too cold. How about standing up?" "No way. If anyone saw us, they'd think we were dancing!" 


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