Wednesday, September 18, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] September 18, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Bert took his dog to the vet to have his tail cut off. The vet asked, "Bert, why would you want to do that?" Bert replied, "Because my mother-in-law is coming to visit us tomorrow and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome!"

 

What's worse than an out-of-tune piano? An organ that goes flat in the middle of a piece! 


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