Monday, September 23, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] September 23, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? They're always bitter!

 

Joan invited her country cousin, Nancy, to visit her in the big city and learn about urban life. Joan even set Nancy up with her friend Bill for a night out on the town. After a pleasant dinner, a show, some dancing and drinks, Bill and Nancy went to Bill's apartment for a nightcap. They chatted and listened to soft music for a while until Bill suggested it was time for bed. "Oh, my," protested Nancy, "I don't think my sister would like that." Bill gently took her arm and said, "Nonsense. She loves it!" 


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