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CyberJokester Derek Lipkin sends along a video unlike any you've ever seen: "Tokyo Reverse."
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A husband left his wife a voicemail: "Honey, I got hit by a car near the office. Paula brought me to the E.R. They ran tests and took X-rays. I have a slight concussion, three broken ribs, and a fractured left leg. They're going to keep me here overnight. I'll call you again when I know more." His wife responded, "Who the hell is Paula?!"
A young man laid on his back on the massage table, with nothing but a towel draped over his groin. The attractive woman massaged his shoulders, his chest, and worked her way towards the towel. When the towel began to rise, she arched her eyebrows. "You wanna wank?" she asked. He excitedly replied, "You bet!" She said, "Okay. I'll be back in ten minutes."
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