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A man went to his doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor examined him but found nothing wrong. The doctor said, "If you want to cure your insomnia, you must stop taking your troubles to bed with you." The man replied, "Yeah, Doc, but my wife refuses to sleep alone!"
"Dad, what's a whorehouse?" His shocked father replied, "Well, uh, Little Johnny, you go there to, uh, have a good time." Little Johnny said, "I want to go there!" "Sorry, but you're too young." After his Saturday night game, Dad and his poker buddies decided they deserved to "have a good time." They didn't notice Little Johnny following them. Waiting until his father left, Little Johnny entered the whorehouse and told the madam that he, too, wants to "have a good time." She looked puzzled, but being kind-hearted, she gave him three doughnuts and escorted him out. Late that night, when he got home, his parents were waiting. "Where have you been?" asked his father. Little Johnny replied, "In a whorehouse." Dad was taken aback. "What? Well, uh, how was it?" Little Johnny said, "I managed the first two with no problem, but I just licked the last one!"
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