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Rachael Lust does things with a hula hoop that I've never seen before!
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A deceased man was delivered to the mortuary in an expensive black suit but his widow insisted that he be buried in his blue suit. "I don't care what it costs, just make sure he's in a blue suit for the viewing." The next day, he looked great in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. The widow asked the mortician, "Whatever this cost, it was worth it. I'm so grateful. How much extra do I owe?" "Oh, nothing. Compliments of the house. It's just a part of our full service." "But I must at least pay you the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" "Honestly, ma'am, it was free. You see, another deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in yesterday wearing a blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him being buried in a black suit instead and she said, 'No, as long as he looks nice.' So I just switched the heads!"
With all these lesbian marriages lately, family trees are going to look like bushes!
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