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Happy Thanksgiving!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDikWvEPpLg
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Chinese food to go: $16. Gas to get the food: $2. Driving home before realizing they forgot part of your order: riceless.
You May Be Too Old To Trick or Treat if: You keep knocking on your own front door. Your disguise is to remove your false teeth. You request "only high-fiber soft candy." When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. People say "Great mask," but you're not wearing one. You yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. You choose the only costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. You keep having to go home to pee!
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