It's Al Lowe's
In 1998, K-Mart thought the future of Internet shopping was for customers to drive to a K-Mart and then use the Internet! Gosh, I wonder why thaht idea never caught on?
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A bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.
On the first day of school, the fourth grade teacher asked the children their names. One boy said, "My name is Johnny Fockhauer." She didn't smile. "There's no silliness in my classroom. Now, John: what is your real last name?" "Honest, teacher: it's Fockhauer. Ask my brother if you don't believe me. He's in grade five!" The teacher went to the fifth grade classroom, leaned in the door, and asked, "Do you have a Fockhauer in here?" One smart aleck kid in the back yelled, "Hell, no! Most days we don't even get recess!"
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