Monday, August 31, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] August 31, 2015



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Sometime when you're bored, enter a bank and yell, "I'm rubbing this bank!" and then start rubbing the walls. It's not illegal and they can't arrest you but it will kill your afternoon!

Little Johnny caught his parents in the act. "Dad! What are you doing?" His father answered, "Uh, I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny said, "Oh, yeah? You need a model with better mileage -- the UPS guy filled her this morning!" 


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