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I just posted some more weird stuff from my attic, including the most expensive computer game ever sold!
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The Pacific Crest Trail stretches 2,660 miles from the Mexican border to the Canada. Here, in three minutes, is what you'd see if you took the months to walk it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=styiDn7YKhE
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
As I got out of the shower, I heard someone downstairs. I knew my wife was gone, so I grabbed my great-grandfather's antique rifle (which no longer worked) and crept downstairs. I came around the corner in my birthday suit with the gun raised -- only to find my wife unloading the dishwasher. "What are you doing?" she asked. I said, "I heard an intruder so I came down to scare him." Scanning my naked doughy body, she cracked, "You didn't need the gun!"
I asked my wife, "Since when do you have a weekly visit to the gynecologist?" She replied, "Ever since he came down with Parkinson's!"
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