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The original Monopoly game was anti-landlord. The game that’s now about cutthroat capitalism began as a lesson on wealth inequality. Read how its creator gave it away until someone copied it and claimed it as his own creation.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/the-secret-anti-landlord-origin-of-monopoly
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What's black and steals things? A magpie, you racist bastard!
Men Who Are Important to Women: The doctor who says, "Take your clothes off." The dentist who says, "Open wide." The veterinarian who says, "And how's your little pussy?" The gardener who says, "Shall I mulch your bush?" The hairdresser who says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" The interior decorator who says, "Once it's in, you'll love it." The remodeler who says, "Tongue-in-groove just takes a little hammering." The hunter who shoots several times and then eats what he shoots. The milkman who says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" And the banker who says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
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