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An avid bird watcher heard an owl hoot in his backyard. He hooted back. To his surprise and delight, the bird hooted again. They "talked" for quite a while. The next night, the same thing. And on and on, all summer. He began to log their "conversations," thinking he may be on the verge of an inter-species communications breakthrough. His wife, chatting with their next-door neighbor, said, "My stupid husband spends his evenings calling to owls." The neighbor replied, "How odd; so does my husband!"
Joe entered the confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last week I had sex forty-three times." "My son," said the priest, "this is a bad thing. With whom?" "My wife," said Joe. The priest said, "But, Joe, sex inside marriage is not a sin." "I know," said Joe with a grin, "But I just had to tell someone!"
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