[cyberjoke3000] February 1, 2012

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I love great photography, and beautiful flowers, and slow-motion video. Here is the best of all of them: "The Beauty of Pollination," from a TED talk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHkq1edcbk4
And if you don't subscribe to the free TED videos, you really should! They're endlessly intriguing.
http://www.TED.com

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Smart (A$$) Answers: In which battle did Napoleon die? His last. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom. The River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid. What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage. What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner. What looks like half an apple? The other half. If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea what it will become? Wet. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? Sleep at night. How do you lift an elephant with one hand? No elephant has hands. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? Grotesquely large hands. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? No time, since it's already built. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? An egg won't crack a concrete floor. What's the main reason for failure? Exams.

Two young co-eds were talking. "Is the 'V' on your sweater for 'Virginia'?" Her friend asked, "Close. It stands for 'Virgin' -- but it's an old sweater!" 

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