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Joe was married for over fifty years to Myrtle, who was devastated when Joe died. Less than a year later, Myrtle also passed. Once she entered the Pearly Gates, Myrtle searched and searched for her Joe. Finally, she saw him ...with another woman! "Joe! Darling!" Joe looked at her and said, "Hold on, Myrtle. Don't you 'darling' me. Our deal was very clear: until death do us part!"
The hot young co-ed went to the student health clinic for her annual check-up. The doctor asked, "Where shall I put the thermometer?" She replied, "Uh, not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it." "Okay, your armpit then?" "No, that tickles. How about my butt?" "Okay." He grabbed a rectal thermometer and asked her to bend over the table. Soon, she giggled and exclaimed, "Doc! That's not my butt." He replied, "Oh, that's okay; that's not my thermometer!"
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