Wednesday, January 2, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] January 2, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester John Horn sends along this impressive video of a Luftansia Airbus 380 landing at SFO on a beautiful sunny day. I don't know how many cameras they used to shoot this; I lost count at 10! Be sure to watch in high-def, full-screen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDMDuRczDI0

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man asked the clerk at the card shop for "a really special greeting card." The clerk pulled an expensive one off the rack. "How about this one?" he asked. "It says, 'Words cannot describe how much I love you, sweetheart. You will always be my one true love'." "Perfect!" said the customer. "I'll take three!"

 

A husband and wife were badly hung over from a wild New Year’s eve party. Bleary-eyed, he asked her, "Was it you I had anal sex with in the garden last night?" She tried to focus her eyes and replied, "About what time?" 


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