Tuesday, March 11, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] March 12, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Jean Melvin sends along this video of a French stage act consisting of two naked men and two white towels and an amazing set of variations on self-exposure.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUr3XbROoA8

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A blizzard stuck the small town on Saturday night. Sunday morning found the church empty except for one old farmer. The preacher asked, "Do you want me to preach anyway?" The farmer said, "Well, if I went to feed my cattle and only one steer showed up, I'd still feed him." So the minister gave him his best. But when the preacher began his third hour, the farmer raised his hand. "Reverend, if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I wouldn't feed him all my hay!"

 

A recent study proved that women with large posteriors are more likely to live longer than men who mention them! 


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