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Definition of Marriage: Having someone who will die for you if they don't kill you first!
The Wisdom of Confucius: Confucius say okay to let a fool kiss you but don't let a kiss fool you. Confucius say is better to lose a lover than love a loser. Confucius say man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax won't know if he's coming or going. Confucius say drunken man's words are sober man's thoughts. Confucius say marriage like bank account: you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Confucius say kiss is shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. Confucius say better to want mate you don't have than to have mate you don't want. Confucius say Viagra like
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