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Definition of divorce: She gets the ring while he gets the finger!
A Few Observations: Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise. Good friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard. Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good until you realize you're only screwing yourself. Women may be the foundation stone of society, but remember who laid them! Men play the game; women know the score. Wives are funny: they don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then want to kill the one woman who does!
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