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CyberJokester Gary Orndorff sends along this TED talk that includes an incredible slow-motion film on pollination which, while it's vital to life on Earth, is largely unseen by humans.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
On the same day, an Air Force pilot earned his wings and got married. His father said, "It's not every day that a man get his wings in the morning and has them clipped in the evening!"
Wife: "I had a dream last night where they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband: "How much were ones like mine?" Wife: "Those they gave away." Husband: "I had a dream last night, too. They were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for a hundred dollars and the little tight ones went for two hundred." Wife: "And how much were ones like mine?" Husband: "That's where they held the auction!"
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