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Matt Bucy wondered what "The Wizard of Oz" would be like in alphabetical order. So he did it. Totally unwatchable but weird, fascinating and amazing. Watch this, at least for a little while:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man watched TV as his wife cut the grass. He finally worked up enough energy to leave his air conditioned sofa, walk outside, and ask her, "What's for dinner?" This didn't go over well. "What?! You ask me about dinner now?! Pretend I'm out of town and fix dinner yourself!" He did, and made a nice steak, baked potato, garlic bread and red wine. When his wife finally finished the lawn, she walked in hot and sweaty, just as he was finishing up. "You fixed dinner? Where's mine?" "Yours? You said to pretend you're out of town!"
A co-worker told George that his wife was cheating on him every day at two in the afternoon, and with his best friend, too. Worried and hurt, George slipped home that afternoon. He returned to the office, relieved and told his co-worker, "You shouldn't start such terrible rumors! He's not a friend at all!"
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