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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two fleas walked out of a movie theater and discovered it was raining -- hard. One flea asked, "Shall we walk?" The other replied, "No, let's catch a dog!"
Debbie was a knockout, but not so much in the smarts department. Fortunately, Tom's plans for the evening weren't intellectual. After they returned to his apartment for a nightcap, he fixed the drinks while Debbie explored, stopping now and then to ask a question. In front of the fireplace, she pointed at a carved wooden object on the mantel and asked, "What is that?" "Oh, that? It's African. Used in fertility rites. It's a phallic symbol." "Oh, I see," said Debbie demurely. "I'd hate to tell you what it looks like!"
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