Friday, May 15, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] May 15, 2009



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Tony Savage sends along this fun site where you can type in any text and get a photo of Albert Einstein writing your text on his blackboard.
http://www.hetemeel.com/einsteinform.php

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Lawsuit-Proof Personnel Recommendations: "In my opinion, you'll be fortunate to get this person to work for you." "I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever." "I am pleased to say that this candidate is a former colleague of mine." "I can assure you that no person would be better for the job." "I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment." "All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."

Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is a man staring at her a$$!


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