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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Billy Bob bought hisself one lottery ticket and danged if he didn't win! When he went to claim his $20 million, the lottery official told him, "Sir, we'll give you one million today and then one million a year for the next nineteen years." Billy Bob said, "Oh, no ya don't. I want all my money right now!" Again, the official explained, "I'm sorry, but it's a million a year for twenty years." Billy Bob was furious. "Dangit, if I don't get my twenty million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
"Special Relationship," the forthcoming movie about the Clinton White House and the Monica Lewinsky scandal, is facing delays. The producers want to audition another hundred actresses for Monica's role!
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