[cyberjoke3000] May 26, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Remember the drive-thru raps? Rhett & Link staged a Taco Bell Drive-Thru folk song! But watch the order taker steal the show!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uwY3sjqYX0

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Many years ago, a Danish couple converted to Mormonism and moved to rural Utah. A few years later, Mr. Madsen decided to take another wife. Mrs. Madsen disliked the idea, so he talked his neighbor, a Swedish immigrant farmer named Olson, into helping him. "Woman, we shall go into the barn and pray for guidance on our decision," said Mr. Madsen. "And whatever God tells us, that's what we'll do." The Madsens knelt in the barn. Mr. Madsen prayed aloud, "Heavenly Father, shall I take another wife?" Farmer Olson's voice boomed down from the rafters, "Brother Madsen, I command thee to take another wife." Mrs. Madsen sobbed uncontrollably. He comforted her, saying, "There, there, dear. A second wife will be an addition to the family. She will never replace you. I'll always love you just as much." Mrs. Madsen sobbed through her tears, "Oh, I don't care if you take a second wife. I just can't believe God is a Swede!"

Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade? She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, circumcised three doctors on her shift and sliced up another nurse's tongue!

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