[cyberjoke3000] January 31, 2012

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I swear I watched Friday's pool trick shots video the day before I sent the link to you. I'm sorry if you clicked it and it wasn't available. Here’s the same video via another link. Click it quick before it disappears: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq0C5X654b8

 

CyberJokester Gary Orndorff sends along "White Pages Neighbors," which is exactly what the name describes. Enter an address and it displays a map of the neighborhood listing all your neighbors and often their phone numbers. Of course, some info may be incorrect or out of date but still -- what a great way to plan a neighborhood block party!
http://neighbors.whitepages.com

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Cecil asked Morris, "Is it all right to smoke while praying?" Morris replied, "Why don't you ask the rabbi?" So Cecil asked Rabbi Golden, "Rabbi, is it permissible for me to smoke while I pray?" "No, of course not. That's disrespectful to our religion and traditions!" Cecil went back to Morris to tell him the result. Morris said, "I'm not surprised; you asked it wrong. Here, watch this." Morris went over to the rabbi and asked, "Rabbi, is it okay to pray while I smoke?" Rabbi Golden replied, "By all means, my good man. By all means."

Graffito over a bar urinal: "I f*¢ked your Mom." Next graffito: "Go home, Dad. You're drunk!" 

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