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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn't last as long if you're fat!
"Doc, I'm having problems with premature ejaculation. Can you help me?" The doctor responded, "Sure. Whenever you feel like you're getting close, startle yourself." On his way home, Don bought a starter's pistol and, excited to try this new tact, called his wife and told her to "get ready!" Racing into the bedroom, Don saw his wife, naked on the bed, writhing and waiting. Soon they were 69ing, but Don felt those urges again, so he fired off his new starter's pistol. The next day, he was back in his doctor's office. "So? How did it go?" He answered, "Not so well, doc. When I fired the pistol, my wife bit my d¡ck and my neighbor came out of our closet with his hands in the air!"
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