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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Jake bought a farmhouse in the country with a fancy barn. He thought, "Now I can get a horse like I've always wanted." He asked the farmer next door where he could buy a horse. "Well, I have a mare for sale, but she's kind of flighty." "I don't care," said Jake. Jake bought her, took her home, and set her up in a corner stall. The next morning, she was gone. After hours of searching, he found her and brought her home again. Thinking maybe she didn't like that stall, he gave her a different one, this time making sure he bolted her door. But the next morning, the mare had run off again. After her third escape, he returned to his neighbor's farm, furious at the horse's behavior. "I just don't understand! I give her a nice clean stall, feed her well, lock her door, tie her in, but nothing keeps her from running off!" His neighbor replied, "I tried to tell you: she just can't form a stable relationship!"
An Air Force placement test asks: "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect!" Those who spell "spine" become doctors. The rest go to flight school.
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