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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A college student with a young child was pleased when her daughter was accepted to the university's day care center. On a tour of the facilities, she asked the director about the curriculum. The director responded with twinkling eyes, "Today we're studying the children's favorite philosopher: Play-Doh."
"No, Jake! I won't go to bed with you until after I'm married!" "Okay. Call me when you're married."
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