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How do you convince youngsters not to text while driving? Make them text while driving! Watch Belgian student drivers react when told they had to pass a driving and texting test to get their driver's licenses. Thanks to
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After living in their house for four years, a couple was transferred out of state. The husband backed the U-Haul truck up to the garage so they could load all their stuff when a neighbor walked across the lawn with a plate of muffins. "Isn't that thoughtful?" he told his wife, "They must realize all our kitchen stuff is packed." The neighbor stuck out his hand and boomed, "Welcome to the neighborhood!"
Sam and Abe, each in his eighties, had been friends since grade school. Now all they do is play cards, tell jokes and make bets. One day, Sam said to Abe, "I'll bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. How about a thousand dollars?" Abe replied, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology, you know...." Sam interrupted. "Look, it's a bet, not a lecture. Yes or no? Mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand bucks?" Abe said, "Okay, okay. I'll take the bet. How long is yours soft?" Sam answered with a wry smile, "Eleven years!"
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