[cyberjoke3000] June 7, 2012

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Video Games Live! was great fun tonight, but I’m just now getting back to the hotel (at 4 am). It turns out that, after a 3-hour concert, there was a 2.5 hour “meet and greet” where we all signed autographs and chatted with the fans. As soon as the videos are posted, I promise a link!

CyberJokester John Novotny sends along this car identification game at American Torque. How many cars of the 1950s can you name? (I got 73%, exactly the site's average score; I hope you can do better.)

http://www.americantorque.com/game2/8/11/#cntnt

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

During the World War II, an American agent was sent to Wales to obtain some sensitive information from an agent called Jones. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent. He said to the first man he met, "Hello. I'm looking for a man called Jones." "Well, you're in luck," said the man. "We've got lots of Joneses here. There's Jones the butcher, Jones the baker, Jones the blacksmith, why, even my name is Jones." "Ah," thought the agent, "this could be my man." So he whispered softly, "The sun is shining. The grass is growing. The cows are ready for milking." "Oh," said Jones, "you're looking for Jones the spy!"

 

A woman shopping for a vibrator in a sex boutique, asked the clerk for his most realistic model. He replied, "Oh, you mean this!" and produced a smaller model from under the counter. She asked, "Is that because it's shaped exactly right?" He replied, "No, because after five minutes the batteries turn off for the rest of the night!" 

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