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[cyberjoke3000] August 14, 2012



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

If only I could grow marijuana in Farmville, sell it in Mafia Wars, and then play Poker with my profits!

 

A middle-aged married couple moved into a new condo, right beside a sexy young single woman. The husband soon took to borrowing things from their neighbor and his wife thought it took way too long for him to return. Finally, she had had enough. She pounded on the wall between the two apartments, but there was no response. So she telephoned but it went straight to voicemail. Finally, she pounded on single's door while ringing her bell. When the door finally opened, the wife fumed, "Why does my husband take so damned long to get something over here!" The cutie replied, "Well, sweetie, all these interruptions ain't helping!" 


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