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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
What's the worst thing about getting a new boomerang? Throwing away the old one!
He said I'd look more attractive if I were shaved. He said I'd love the nakedness. He said it was stylish. He said I'd feel cleaner. He said it wouldn't hurt. He said he'd been thinking about it for a long time. He said he would do it himself. He said he'd be careful. He said he'd go slowly. He said he was ready to begin. He said I should lie down. He said he'd help me relax. He said he loved me. When he was done, he said he adored how it looked. He said he was pleased with his work. He said he needed to take me out to show me off, so people could see me this way. He said it would be fun. I said... well, actually, I didn't say anything. Poodles can't talk!
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