It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
CyberJokester Wallace Krebs says the crowdsourced fundraising is halfway to their goal of securing Nicola Tesla's laboratory to use as a museum to his work! Go here to contribute $25 or more:
http://www.indiegogo.com/teslamuseum
If you don't know who Nicola Tesla was, you should. Read about him here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
And more here:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A student wanted early admission to an advanced course. After easily passing a written exam, he was given a personal interview. The interviewer found him bright, answering every question correctly. To cut to the chase, the interviewer offered, "In conclusion, I will ask you either ten easy questions or one difficult one. Which do you want?" The boy immediately answered, "One difficult question." "Okay, then. Good luck. Tell me: What comes first, day or night?" The stunned boy paused only a moment before answering, "Day, sir." "How?" asked the interviewer, certain that the lad couldn't respond. The boy answered, "I'm sorry, sir, but you promised you would only ask me one question!" Admission for the course was granted.
I had a little trouble this morning at the grocery store when the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security run amok, I did just as instructed. Apparently she meant my credit card!
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