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In high school, I was interested in science, saved my money, and bought an inexpensive refracting telescope. The moon's image would fill the lens. But it was nothing compared with what you can see now on your computer, thanks to NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter and this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iSZMv64wuU
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Definition of Golf: an endless series of tragedies, obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by beer.
I met a woman at a party and, as luck would have it, she invited me to her apartment. After a couple of drinks and some heavy kissing, she excused herself and returned wearing a massive strap-on. "What?!" I cried. "You never told me you were a divorce lawyer!"
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