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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
After her divorce was final, a young woman went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles to have her maiden name reinstated on her license. "Is there a change of address, too?" asked the clerk. "No." "Oh, good. You got the house!"
The mayor ordered the police captain to raid the local bordello, which was embarrassing because he and his men occasionally patronized it themselves. The captain rang the establishment, but all the girls and the madam were off shopping. The place was closed. Only the cleaning lady answered the phone. The captain told her, "Tell the madam that we're gonna stage a raid tomorrow night but we'll warn her first. We'll honk the horn, drive around the block, honk the horn again, drive around the block again, etc. at least four times before we come in. Understand?" "Yeah." But the cleaning lady was gone by the time the girls got back from shopping and she forgot all about it. The next day it was "business as usual" when the police arrived, honked, circled, honked, circled, etc. before charging inside. Dashing up the stairs, they collided with two naked women who were running downstairs carrying a mattress. The captain roared, "What are you doing?" One girl cried, "Don't blame us! Some jerk outside is honking for curb service!"
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