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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What's the difference between mass and weight? Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday. Weight is where sundaes go on Catholics.

 

A woman entered a pet store to buy a songbird and found a beautiful bird, happily singing her heart out. But in the cage with her was a dull, haggard bird, its head drooping. She asked the clerk, "How much for this songbird?" He replied, "I'm sorry, but you have to buy the pair." She said, "But that other bird is slumped over and depressed, while this happy bird sings beautifully. Why do I need them both?" "He's her arranger!" 


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