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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The creation story as told by an IT administrator: God created the universe in only 6 days because He didn't have to deal with an installed base. But once users got their hands on it, it took Him forty days and forty nights to do a clean install!
Two Canadians were sitting in a bar, getting drunk, but also getting bored. They decided to play Twenty Questions. The first Canadian thought and thought, trying to come up with something the other wouldn't guess. Finally, he came up with "moose co¢k." "Okay, I've got one," he announced. The second Canadian asked his first question: "Is it something you can eat?" The first Canadian thought a moment and then laughed and said, "Well... I guess you could eat it." The second Canadian said, "Is it moose co¢k?"
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