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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask him to pronounce "unionized."
Little Suzi and her mother visited the zoo. Mary pointed at two monkeys mating and asked, "Mommy, what are those monkeys doing?" Mom thought quickly and said, "Uh, they're frying fish, honey." A little later, Mary saw two pandas mating. "Mommy, what are those pandas doing?" Mom was ready. "They're frying fish, honey." Later that evening, Mom and Dad disappeared into their bedroom and locked the door. When they came back downstairs, Little Suzi asked, "Mommy, what were you and Daddy doing?" Her mother said, "We were frying fish, honey." Little Suzi said, "I thought so. You've got tartar sauce on your lip!"
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