[cyberjoke3000] April 9, 2014

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

When Jennifer Merendino was diagnosed with breast cancer, her husband, Angelo, decided to photograph the rest of her life. His images are emotional and touching.

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Einstein, Newton and Pascal were playing hide and seek. Einstein covered his eyes and began counting. Pascal ran off and hid. Newton drew a one-meter square on the ground before Einstein and stood in its middle. Einstein opened his eyes, saw Newton and proclaimed, "Newton! I found you! You're it!" Newton just smiled. "Silly Albert. You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!"

 

My belt buckle's sex life is as frustrating as mine. We both see many holes everyday but go in the same one again and again! 

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