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Did you know that Google has added a "time travel" feature to Street View? PCmag explains and also shares several interesting Street View tours, including
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2456988,00.asp
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Entropy isn't what it used to be.
A married couple was watching television when the guy got the urge for some hot sex with his wife. "Hey, baby!" he said, "How 'bout we go down on each other?" She replied, "Oh, I would, but I'm on my period." "I don't care. Let's do it anyway!" "Oh, okay. But what if someone comes to the door?" He said, "I'll just tell them I was eating a jelly sandwich." Sure enough, they just got going when the doorbell rang. The guy got up and answered the door. It was the FedEx guy. "Package for you. Sign here. So what's wrong with your face?" The man was prepared. "Oh, I was just eating a jelly sandwich." The FedEx guy replied, "Yeah? Well, you got some peanut butter on your nose!"
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