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Stone Temple Consulting recently ran 3,086 different queries into Siri, Google Now and Contana. The results may surprise you.
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"Officer, I want to report my wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home." "What's her height?" "Not sure." "Build?" "Not too slim, not fat." "Eye color?" "Never really noticed." "Hair color?" "I think she changes it a lot." "What was she wearing?" "A dress? Maybe?" "Was she in a car?" "Yes." "What kind of car?" "My new black Audi A8 Quattro sedan with a twin-turbo 4-liter V8 with eight-speed automatic transmission, LED headlights..." At this point, the husband started sobbing. The cop consoled him, "Don't worry, sir. We'll find your car!"
Having a cold drink with a few friends after a hot day is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is better!
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