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Once you get to heaven, are you stuck for eternity wearing the clothes you were buried in?
"Forgive me, Father, but I have sinned." "Tell me, my daughter, what did you do?" "I allowed my boyfriend to touch my belly button." "Oh, my dear -- that's not so bad." "But, Father? From the inside?!"
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