Joke For All: [cyberjoke3000] October 9, 2014

Thursday, October 9, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] October 9, 2014

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The teacher asked Billy to name two pronouns. Billy looked startled. "Who, me?" "Very good, William!"

A missionary in a remote village in Africa was the only white man for miles so, when an albino child was born in the village, everyone suspected him. The chief called him into his hut to discuss it. Try as he might, the missionary was unable to explain the concept of albino genetics. Finally he saw a flock of white sheep and a single black lamb grazing nearby. He pointed to the flock and said, "See? A flock of white sheep can have a lamb of a different color." The chief nodded knowingly. "I understand. And if you won't tell, I won't tell!"

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