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How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg.
Last week, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. An attractive woman who lived on the course heard the noise and asked, "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks." "You look like you need a break. Come into my house, rest a while, and then I can help you set up your cart later." "That's nice, but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," she insisted. She was so pretty, and sexy, and persuasive, and I was weak. "Well, okay." After a few Scotches, we went up to her bedroom. Afterwards I said, "Well, I feel better, but I'm sure my wife is going to be mad." "Don't be silly!" she smiled, "she needn't know a thing. By the way, where is she?" I replied, "Under my golf cart!"
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