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A male inmate promised a female prison guard, "If you help me escape, I'll marry you." This is an example of using a proposition to end a sentence with.
The handsome hunk entered the sperm bank and said, "My I.Q. is 165 and I'd like to make a donation." The nurse gave him a sealed cup and directed him to a private room. A half hour later, he hadn't come out, so the nurse knocked. "Is there a problem?" "I'm so embarrassed. I tried my right hand, I tried my left hand, I poured hot water on it, but nothing works. Could you help me?" The nurse smiled. "I don't usually do this, but you are so handsome..." She got down on her knees and proceeded to give him great oral sex. When he was done, he said, "You know, I really appreciate this, but my problem was: I just couldn't get the cap off this damn jar!"
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